Roasted 5 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, look at this Spotify profile—where the eclectic tastes of a middle schooler who just discovered Spotify clash headfirst with an identity crisis. I mean, you’ve got more “K’s” in here than a failed Scrabble game. K-Pop, K-Ballad, K-Rock… why not just throw in K-Country and K-Jazz since we’re serving up a hot mess of genres? It’s like you decided to take a world tour without ever leaving your living room. Bravo! And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet of boy bands with a side of random German pop. If SEVENTEEN shows up on your “Most Played” list one more time, they might have to send you a restraining order. I can already picture you fighting with your reflection in the mirror trying to figure out if you’re more “Taemin” or “Key” while the rest of us just want to know if you even know how to turn on a real instrument. Spoiler: your playlist isn’t going to save you from the fact that you can’t sing to save your life! Speaking of your playlist, I’m pretty sure your “Most Played Songs” is the soundtrack to every high school drama that never got made. We’re talking emotional notes and drama you wouldn’t even want to inflict on your worst enemy. “SeungKwan’s 5th year anniversary message”? Seriously? Are you also planning a PowerPoint presentation for his upcoming birthday? By all means, keep curating these vibeless bops, because your Spotify profile is the sound of us collectively questioning where it all went wrong.

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