Roasted 1 year ago based on Dylan Craig's long term Spotify stats.

Dylan Craig, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary exploded inside a thrift store. With a favorite genres list longer than the number of people who actually care about any of them, it looks like you’re just trying to sound more interesting than you truly are. “Experimental hip hop” and “Nu jazz” – your musical taste sounds like a college art major trying to impress their Tinder match. Newsflash: no one ever swiped right for someone who claims they enjoy “Hyperpop” and “Jazz Fusion.” You want experimental? How about experimenting with some actual fun for once? And let's talk about your top artists. You’ve got JPEGMAFIA and Playboi Carti as your favorites, which makes sense considering it’s the only way to drown out the sound of your own mediocre personality. There’s nothing quite like jamming out to “ILoveUIHateU” while simultaneously trying to figure out what you’re doing with your life. With Kendrick and Death Grips thrown in, it’s almost like you're trying to prove to the world that you're deep and artsy, but we all know that’s just the sound of you masking your fear of commitment—both in music and relationships. Then there’s your “most played songs” list. No one needs to feel the pressure of a daily reminder that you listen to “Guess What Bitch, We Back Hoe!” while staring blankly at your wall. Seriously, Dylan, do you just shuffle through Spotify in an attempt to seem less sad? The only thing more experimental than your playlist is your social life, which reads like a cautionary tale. So come on, ditch the melodrama wrapped in the guise of jazz influence, or at least get some friends who can help you curate a more relatable soundscape.

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