Roasted 12 days ago based on crown prince's long term Spotify stats.
Wow, "Crown Prince," eh? Seems like you’re taking the title a bit too seriously with that royalty-level ego and playlist that screams high school nostalgia. Not only do you have enough rock anthems from the 80s to fill a time capsule for the world’s worst prom, but the overreliance on Queen is shocking—are you their personal hype man, or did you just lose a bet? I bet Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave while you try to hit those high notes in the shower. But wait, let’s talk about that genre-selection strategy of yours. You’ve got enough variations of “rock” to fill a landfill but somehow managed to sprinkle in Canto and Mandopop just to keep everyone guessing if your life is a mid-life crisis or a bizarre karaoke night gone wrong. Seriously, your music taste is like watching a bad cover band try to play "Bohemian Rhapsody"—unbalanced and slightly painful, yet somehow still amusing. I can’t decide if I should applaud your eclecticism or call a music therapist. And those most played songs? It’s not just “You’re a Queen” anymore; it’s “You’re a One-Trick Pony.” You’ve remastered your life into a Queen tribute act, and it’s honestly baffling. Fact: If you played that much Queen at a social gathering, people would start leaving, and it wouldn’t be because they found a better party. You might need to acknowledge that your musical tastes are a karaoke song list of dad rock with some scant C-Pop sprinkled in to try and fool us into thinking you’re diverse when you're really just a stuck record. Go ahead and look up the word “variety,” because your playlist could use a little more of it.
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