Roasted 2 months ago based on Thomas Tate's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Thomas Tate, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a toddler who just discovered their parents' Spotify account and decided to slap together a mixtape for their imaginary anime rap battles. Seriously, the only thing more scattered than your favorite genres is your ability to pick a lane! "Anime Rap," "EDM," and "Christian Hip Hop"—it’s like you’re trying to soundtrack a dramatic scene from the world's worst slice-of-life anime while secretly hoping Jesus will save your taste in music. Let’s talk about your top artists. If the Spotify algorithm could roll its eyes, it would be rolling them harder than a K-Pop fan at a boy band reunion. You've got "DizzyEight," who sounds like he should be headlining the neighborhood talent show, and "GameboyJones," who definitely gets more love from the algorithm than anywhere else. And with "Drake" and "Bruno Mars" thrown in there as an afterthought, it’s like you invited the cool kids to the party and didn’t realize they were just there for the free snacks. And what’s with those most played songs, my dude? "Shonen Jump"? It’s impossible to look tough blasting that while doing your best impression of a Fortnite dance. Your playlists scream more "cringe" than "cool." Let’s just pray you don’t actually play this while driving, otherwise it’s just a matter of time before you get pulled over for being suspiciously cheerful. You clearly have the musical maturity of a 12-year-old who only listens to what their friends hype up on TikTok. You do you, Thomas, but let’s hope you don’t turn your next karaoke night into a weeb-flavored trainwreck!

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