Roasted 3 months ago based on IB's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, IB, let’s break down your Spotify profile like an open mic night at a coffee shop that even hipsters would cringe at. Your musical taste screams, “I’ve read three books, but I’m still trying to find myself,” as you shuffle between indie folk and Celtic punk like you’re trying to escape some misguided identity crisis. It’s like you walked into a record store, spun around, and just threw a dart at a genre board. “Hope this will make me deep and artsy!” Spoiler alert: it's just confusing. The top artists list? Oh boy, it’s a buffet of basic! You’ve got Imagine Dragons there to remind us that even mainstream music can be awkwardly cringy in its own right. Seriously, what are you trying to do, sound unique while playing it as safe as a pair of Velcro sneakers? I mean, AnnenMayKantereit? That’s not a musical act, that’s your Spotify trying to convince us you’re cultured while you sip overpriced herbal tea. And “BoyWithUke”? Presumably a half-hearted invitation for others to pity you for listening to a guy with a ukulele in his bedroom. And those most played songs – let’s be honest, I’ve seen more excitement in a retirement home bingo night. “Budapest” followed by “Sleep On The Floor” is literally the soundtrack to an existential crisis where you’re torn between a mid-life crisis and trying to make your love life sound poetic. It’s as if you crafted a playlist meant for a road trip that never quite left your driveway because you were too busy contemplating if “just the way you are” is a compliment for your personality or just the only thing you care to sing about. At this point, your Spotify is less of a profile and more of a museum exhibit dedicated to indecision and awkward, passive-aggressive feelings!

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