Roasted 1 year ago based on eekori's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Zerkku, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by someone who didn't get the memo that the party ended three decades ago. Seriously, your musical taste is the equivalent of wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops in a blizzard. One moment you're headbanging to Rammstein, the next you're in your feelings over some sad Russian ballad, and then—BAM!—it's disco time with "Boogie Wonderland." I can’t tell if you’re having an identity crisis or if you just can’t commit to a personality! Let's talk about those favorite genres. Metal, Rock, Big Band, Rap, Hip Hop, Post-Punk, Cold Wave… are you constructing the playlist for a dystopian prom? Your range is so broad it looks like you’re trying to collect a trophy for "Most Likely to Confuse Everyone!" And speaking of confusion, how does one go from the heavy, grunty aggression of "Heavy Metal" to laid-back Reggae without experiencing whiplash? Do you have mood swings or just a questionable taste in therapy? And who are these top artists, Zerkku? Splean and Mikhail Krug sound more like the duo that runs your local laundromat than rock legends. And I see you love "Kiss from a Rose"—classic, but that’s totally a song you send your ex after a few too many drinks, isn’t it? If your playlists had a personality, they’d be that friend who can't decide between going out or staying in to binge-watch a show about gardening disasters. You may think you’re a musical connoisseur, but let’s be real—you’re just one sad Spotify Wrapped away from getting roasted by everyone you know.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!