Roasted 2 years ago based on quintin's long term Spotify stats.

Quintin, your Spotify profile reads like a high school theater kid trying to impress their crush with a mix of indie charm and Broadway dreams. I mean, "POV: Indie"? It sounds less like a genre and more like the caption for your cringe-worthy TikTok dance video to "drivers license." Do you practice your "authentic indie soul" look in the mirror, or do you just wake up and instantly become a tragic hipster character? Let’s be real; your Spotify is like a Pinterest board for someone trying to overcompensate for a midlife crisis at 23. Your top artists are like a confused mom trying to guess what her Gen Z kid listens to. "Steven Universe"? Seriously? Did you get lost on the way to a rave and end up at a cartoon-themed support group? And Olivia Rodrigo, five times in your top songs? We get it; you're an emotional wreck who can relate to every sad lyric. But trying to relate to the angst of an imaginary breakup with a fictional character while throwing in some Canadian indie rock is an aesthetic so niche that even hipsters in plaid flannel are rolling their eyes. Let’s talk about your "Weirdcore" genre—something you'd expect to see on the playlist of a 13-year-old who just got into existential dread alongside their Froot Loops. Your most played songs list looks like a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. “World's Smallest Violin”? A perfect metaphor for your social life, isn’t it? I can’t wait to see how you evolve into an indie artist yourself creating the soundtrack to your own beautifully tragic life—maybe just take it easy with the emotional baggage while you’re at it; no one can lift that load with one hand.

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