Roasted 2 months ago based on noucerise ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ⋆౨ৎ nou, the proud aficionado of genre exposure rivaling that of a confused middle schooler on a 10-hour K-Pop binge! Your Spotify playlist looks less like a curated masterpiece and more like a chaotic teenage diary trying to impress everyone at once. I mean, we’ve got K-Pop, J-Pop, T-Pop, and every iteration of pop possible, as if “pop” was the only food group you ever learned about! Let’s not even start on the noise music—instead of an artistic choice, it looks like you mistook the settings for your vacuum cleaner as playlist inspiration. Your top artists could double as the world’s most extravagant participation trophy list! ENHYPEN and NCT DREAM? Honey, that's just a "Hug Me, I Can’t Decide" starter pack for people who can’t commit to actual music. Don't forget about Taylor Swift—the only person on this list with actual songwriting skills trying to help those poor vocalists get out of their contractual obligations to study emotions. And let’s face it: “Barbie” is your #7? Really? What is she going to do, sing you back to reality? And those most played songs? Are we creating music or a comprehensive list of “Sorry, I’m All Out of Originality”? "Love Yourself" and "What Makes You Beautiful"? If your life's purpose was to echo middle school angst in the form of Spotify streams, congratulations! You've completed the mission! Just try to keep your music tastes as versatile as your napkin collection when you've had one too many iced lattes, because right now, it seems like you’re stuck in a pop culture time warp.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!