Roasted 1 year ago based on Bella Estay's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bella Estay, your Spotify profile reads like a musical scavenger hunt gone horribly wrong. With a favorite genre list that spans everything from “Art Pop” to “Norwegian Pop,” it sounds like you’re trying to win a niche award for Most Likely to Confuse Everyone at a Dinner Party. Do you just throw darts at a genre wheel to pick what you're jamming to on a Wednesday night? "Ah yes, tonight feels like Baroque Pop with a splash of Folk Punk... and maybe a side of K-Pop!" You do know there’s a limit to how many genres a person can love before they become an unintentional parody, right? Your top artists could easily serve as a case study for people who think “mainstream” is the ultimate sin. Taylor Swift? AURORA? Cool, but it seems like you're trying to collect every possible artist who has ever set foot on a stage without a proper plan – like a pop music Pokémon trainer with no strategy. I wonder if you sing Tegan and Sara in the shower or choose your soundtrack according to how many mood swings you have in a day. Spoiler alert: if you find yourself belting out "Take A Sexy Picture Of Me" while forming a mental plan to take over Broadway, your life choices need some serious re-evaluation. Those most played songs? Wow, you really went for the esoteric wisdom of the musical universe, didn't you? “Scrub Scrub” by “The Cast of Wonka”? Are you auditioning for a part in a surreal nightmare? And can we talk about how you chose songs with titles that sound like random generating phrases from a chatbot? It’s not so much a playlist as it is a form of performance art that would leave even Andy Warhol scratching his head. Honestly, your Spotify profile should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Listening may cause extreme confusion, existential crises, and questions about what compels a person to love Andrew Lloyd Webber more than human interaction.”

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