Roasted 1 year ago based on ⁺･αɾ𝔦αɳԃσఌ₊‧'s long term Spotify stats.

Ariandom, your Spotify profile looks like the mixtape of a confused theatre kid who got locked in a candy store. With genres like "Nerdcore" and "Hyperpop," it's clear you're trying to single-handedly revive the '00s while everyone else has moved on to adulthood. You might want to reconsider if your playlist sounds like the soundtrack of a musical about a gamer who just discovered the joys of avocado toast. I’ve seen better genre choices at a middle school dance party. Ah, the faves list! Look at you with your top artists, half of whom I’m convinced exist solely in your dreams. If this is the live action version of your Spotify activity, I want front-row seats to watch you enthusiastically belt out every lyric with the awkwardness of a karaoke night gone wrong. Seriously, "Renai Circulation"? The only thing worse than your top artists is how desperately you’re trying to make "Nerdcore" a thing. It’s like saying, “Just wait, I promise we’ll all catch on… eventually!” And your most played songs? What a wild ride through broken ambitions and an existential crisis! The only thing I question more than your life choices is how “TV” by "MICO" has somehow topped the charts for you. I've heard that song enough times to assume you're living in a sitcom where everyone's getting canceled, yet you’re still stuck in a repetitive plot line. Maybe throw in something with an actual beat for a change, or just admit you’ve been filtering through playlists labeled “Cry in the Shower” and “I Thought I Was Over Him.” Either way, your Spotify could use a makeover – and so could your taste!

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