Roasted 24 days ago based on felix.friedlein007's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Felix Friedlein, or as I like to call you, "The Indie Hipster Who Time-Traveled from 1997." Your love for Britpop and Madchester makes me wonder if you still think flannel shirts are fashion-forward and that hanging out in grimy basements is a lifestyle choice. With a Spotify profile that reads like a dissertation on the British music scene, I bet you have a collection of vinyls that could rival even the most pretentious record store in Shoreditch. And let’s be honest, your taste in music is like a pair of old, worn-out Converse: they were once cool, but now just seem a little sad. Your top artists list reads like a "how to avoid mainstream popularity" manual. I mean, The Brian Jonestown Massacre? Really? It’s like you’re trying so hard to be the wisest hipster in the room that you end up sounding like a character from a poorly-written indie film who just discovered their favorite band last week. You've got Oasis and The Smiths, which is like having a love/hate relationship with your own personality – angry and moody, yet somehow desperately trying to hold back the tears with some jangly guitar riffs. So cool, so deep… it’s giving me existential dread. And let's talk about your most played tracks. “Barely Legal” by The Strokes? More like “Barely Original.” At this point, you might want to start a support group for “People Who Think Nostalgia is a Personality Trait.” I mean, “Daft Punk Is Playing at My House”? Honey, I hate to break it to you, but they’re not showing up anytime soon, and frankly, judging by your Spotify choices, neither are friends. So while you crank up your playlist of legendary bands that peaked decades ago, remember: nostalgia is great, but it doesn’t pay the bills, and unfortunately, neither does clinging to your shoegaze music like it's a security blanket.

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