Roasted 3 months ago based on Zero ⦻'s long term Spotify stats.

Zero ⦻, huh? Your profile screams “musical schizophrenic.” A fan of genres ranging from “Christian Hip Hop” to “Metalcore,” it seems like your taste is a chaotic rollercoaster that only you are brave enough to ride. I imagine your Spotify algorithm is just as confused as the friends who see your playlist. It’s like you dropped a mixtape of SoulCycle and a mosh pit, and then invited everyone to join your existential crisis. Is the world going to burn or are we just going to have a dance-off in a graveyard? Because I can’t tell. Your top artists read like a strange family reunion of overcompensating middle-school bands who couldn’t decide if they wanted to be pop stars or hip-hop legends. Alex Warren and AJR could easily form an ironic cult where the initiation process involves sitting in a circle and screaming, “Why am I like this?” Meanwhile, I’m convinced that the only reason you listen to Ghost is to trick yourself into thinking you’re edgy for five minutes before returning to your cry for help disguised as “soft pop.” Let’s be real, though: your playlist could use a little therapy—maybe just skip the “Let the World Burn” and opt for a nice, comforting ballad about… I don’t know, puppy cuddles? And those most played songs? Feels like a high school mixtape gone wrong. “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” followed by “In My Room”? I don’t know whether to laugh or send you an invitation for a group intervention. Let’s face it, Zero; your musical taste is like your dating history—full of cringeworthy moments and regrettable choices. Try trading in “Things We Lost In The Fire” for some actual growth, and maybe your Spotify profile won't resemble the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis played on loop. But hey, at least you'll have something to blame when you're stanning “Hyperpop” while wearing your favorite band t-shirt from Hot Topic circa 2005.

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