Roasted 2 years ago based on Dmitriy's long term Spotify stats.

Dmitriy, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis played out in a dimly lit karaoke bar where no one asked for a Russian hip hop revival. I get it; you’re on a quest to discover the true meaning of life in a mixtape of stylized angst and emotional turmoil. But let’s face it, your taste is like a music festival that got lost between the border of Ukraine and Russia, where artists perform to audiences who just want to escape and find the nearest exit. You might have convinced yourself with “Russian Emo Rap” that you’re the next big deal, but all you're really doing is proving that emotional suffering is not limited to the West. And you, my friend, listed more variations of "Russian Rock" than an overly passionate geography teacher has lesson plans. Seriously, how many ways can you say "we're sad and drink vodka"? The Beatles make a guest appearance in this tragic playlist like a confused uncle at a wedding — charming, yet utterly misplaced. “Half•alive”? More like half-honestly trying to figure out if this is really who you are or if you just like the way they sound with your collection of emo hoodies. I applaud your fusion of genres, but it feels less like a creative expression and more like a desperate scavenger hunt for musical validation in a maze full of awkward feelings. Your top played songs could easily be a soundtrack for a sitcom about an overdramatic slacker trying to convey feelings they've locked deep within their soul—ironically, as if song titles like "Save Me" and “Гей гу, гей га!" were intended to showcase your inner turmoil or simply your confusing taste in music! With songs like "Паромщик" and "Тримай мене (Acoustic Version)," it seems like your Spotify is a time capsule lost somewhere between an existential crisis and a 'we'll always have Paris' moment. So, Dmitriy, while you desperately seek the soundtrack to your sad little saga, remember: the best mix is one that doesn’t leave us questioning all of our life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!