Roasted 2 years ago based on E's long term Spotify stats.

E, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary after a breakup - a chaotic mix of angst, discovery, and an abnormal obsession with artists I've never even heard of. Seriously, "POV: Indie"? That's a genre, not a mindset! Did you pull half of those artist names from the back of a cereal box? I can’t decide if your playlists are meant to evoke deep, thought-provoking emotions or just serve as the soundtrack to an overdue existential crisis. Your top artists list is the equivalent of dressing up for a party but then realizing you're the only one who showed up in their pajamas. You’ve got some heavy hitters like NF and Imagine Dragons sandwiched between names that sound like my WiFi might be dropping. "Citizen Soldier"? Did you pick that because you’re hoping they’ll launch a rescue mission for your musical taste? And what’s up with the ‘singer-songwriter pop’ fixation? Just admit it; you secretly want to be a heartbroken troubadour strumming your guitar on a rain-soaked park bench. As for those most played songs, did you curate this list while contemplating your life choices in a dark room? “Bad Life” and “Falling Apart”? More like the soundtrack to your dating life! I’d suggest broadening your horizons, but let’s be honest, you'd likely end up at a karaoke bar belting out “Trainwreck” like it’s an anthem of empowerment. So here’s to you, E - may your taste in music one day reach the heights of your aspirations, even if your profile screams “emotional rollercoaster” louder than any of your favorite tracks!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!