Roasted 2 years ago based on Ian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s asmor—proof that the internet truly is a wild, untamed jungle of musical identity crises. With a playlist that screams “I’m either a schoolyard bully or the kid crying in the corner,” you swing wildly between comic tunes and Saskatchewan Indie—because who wouldn’t want to jam out to the sound of a thousand hipsters arguing over artisanal cheese in a barn? Your Spotify is a buffet of musical choices that feels more like a dare than a personal preference. I mean, comic metal and parody? Are you trying to start a band or audition for the world's worst circus? Your top artists are a delightful grab bag of nostalgia, nerd culture, and questionable taste. “They Might Be Giants” and “Johnny Cash”? Nice try at establishing musical credibility, but the eclectic blend sounds more like you’re trying to collect the greatest hits of your high school’s theater department. It’s like you crawled out from under a rock after a decade and hit shuffle on whatever random relics of the past you stumbled across. I half expect your playlist to start admitting to its own existential crisis halfway through the third song. Let’s talk about your “most played” tracks, which read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis unfolding at a geek convention. “We All Lift Together” really makes you feel like you’re part of something special—especially when that something is a collective shrug in confusion over what life decisions led you to this point. “House of the Rising Sun”? Really? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to reveal a deep-seated desire for cringe-worthy nostalgia sessions. If the streaming service had a “please seek help” option, I’d have activated it already. But hey, at least you’re consistently confused, and that takes dedication!

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