Roasted 2 years ago based on Hasa's long term Spotify stats.

Hasa, your Spotify profile is what happens when a middle school project on music genres goes horribly wrong. I mean, is there a rule that says you have to love every imaginable subgenre of hip hop? French, Belgian, cloud – what’s next? "Sitting on the Couch Rap"? I can’t help but suspect that your favorite genres list was just a way to make yourself sound cultured while avoiding actual personality. At this rate, you’ve collected more niche music tastes than actual friends. Your top artists make it clear you’re a true connoisseur of the same five depressing weekend party songs. Seriously, The Weeknd? I’m surprised he hasn’t personally reached out to tell you to put down the headphones and consider some variety, like a happy song or something recorded after 2010. I know you think you’re vibing with “Party Monster” and “Heartless,” but I’m not sure you understand that his music is meant for people who have actually felt love once, not just a passing infatuation with good beats while sitting in your grandma's basement. And let's not ignore your “most played songs” list, which is basically an SOS signal for anyone still holding out hope for your social life. If it weren’t for those few unique gems like “NO HOOK,” I would’ve thought your entire existence revolved around the agony of getting ghosted. Maybe someday you'll expand beyond the same five The Weeknd songs – until then, your Spotify is the musical equivalent of a sad emoji with a cringey text bubble overhead.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!