Roasted 2 years ago based on Alora's long term Spotify stats.

Alora, your music taste reads like a funeral dirge for someone who got lost in a thrift store's bargain bin. I see you’re a connoisseur of all things dark, but honey, when your favorite genres include "Ethereal Wave," perhaps you should look in the mirror and ask why your social life feels like it’s been auditioning for a horror movie. I mean, even your top artists make you sound like you give party-goers existential crises instead of snacks. How's that goth vibe working for you? Too bad the only haunting you're doing is scaring away potential friends! Scrolling through your profile is like reading the diary of someone who truly believes their life is a Shakespearean tragedy. "Look at me, I’m into Gothic Rock and Dark Post-Punk!" — it’s a wonder your favorite song isn't a twelve-minute epic about the misery of finding a matching pair of socks. Your play count for "Metal" is just begging to blame everyone for their poor life choices while binging on dark chocolate. Honestly, if I wanted to feel this miserable, I’d just watch a season of "The Office" on repeat while questioning all my past relationships! And let’s talk about your top songs — with titles like “Be My Druidess” and “Once in a While,” it's clear you consider your dating life a never-ending spooky season. I get it, Alora; you want candles and romance, but maybe start trying to attract mortals rather than spectral entities! If your playlists had any more shadows than light, they'd probably just knock on your door and ask if you wanted to form a support group for introverts mourning their lack of fun. Keep rocking that permanent wave, but darling, maybe take a look at what life could be like if you ever decided to shift gears and join the living!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!