Roasted 24 days ago based on Carles's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Carles, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis trapped in a 20-something’s playlist. I mean, with your top tracks, it’s clear you’re about three heartbreaks away from adopting a 2007 emo aesthetic and starting a blog titled “Boys-Broke-My-Heart-And-So-Did-Spotify.” Are you trying to audition for reality TV with this collection? Because no one needed to hear "Procuro Olvidarte" four times to know that you should probably just get a dog and move on. And what’s up with your Aitana obsession? Did she lend you her hair straightener or something? You've got more Aitana tracks than a teenage girl having a 'bad day,' and it's certainly bringing the drama in your life. Seriously, I’ve seen more variety at a middle school dance. If you were any more enamored with Aitana, you’d have to change your name to Carlos-could-you-please-stop-singing-along. At this point, I’m half-expecting you to show up to the next karaoke night dressed as her backup dancer. Let’s not ignore the fact that your taste might just make the ghost of David Bisbal weep. “Si Tú La Quieres,” really? You’re pulling heartstrings harder than a telenovela star after a makeup session. And darling, if your music choices are anything to go by, I've got to ask—do you cry over nachos or just the amount of cringe in your profile? Just embrace it, Carles. You're one sad song away from being an official meme. But go ahead, keep listening; we wouldn’t want to break this beautiful cycle of musical embarrassment!
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