Roasted 7 months ago based on Technoxia's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Technoxia, let’s break down that musical taste of yours. You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I have more personalities than I have friends!” Seriously, trying to pin down your favorite genres is like trying to catch a greased pig at a state fair—no one really knows what’s going on, and it’s just a hot mess. Soundtracks? Emo rap? Bollywood? It’s like you threw a dart at a map of the world and decided every genre it landed on gets to be part of your identity crisis. And wow, your top artists list is a delightful smorgasbord of sound, or should I say a salad where someone threw in everything from the classic Hans Zimmer to the mysteriously obscure VaporVice? It’s as if you walked into a music store blindfolded and just picked things based on who had the coolest name. I mean, how do you go from legendary composers to someone that sounds like a bad glitch in a TikTok video? It’s like your Spotify wrapped is your personal quest to find the most avant-garde music that’ll make even hipsters raise an eyebrow and run for the nearest mainstream pop song to cleanse their ears. Then there's your most played songs, which reads like the world's weirdest therapy playlist. Who hurt you, Technoxia? “14 Hz Focused Attention - Binaural Beats”? That’s your go-to for a good vibe? It's like you’re battling emotional turmoil with the sound of the universe humming at you in a pitch only dogs can hear. And don’t even get me started on “Шум” by Go_A and “Прощание славянки”– I half expect a Russian spy to pop out of your speakers. With choices like these, your Spotify library is the chaotic equivalent of a thrift store explosion. Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!