Roasted 6 months ago based on Morningstar's long term Spotify stats.

Morningstar, with a Spotify taste that screams mid-2000s angst, it’s almost like you’ve barricaded yourself in your parents’ basement, blasting Slipknot while wallowing in the glory of your teenage years. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager's diary entry—trying so hard to be unique that you ended up using the same metal checkbox over and over again. Is there a difference between “Progressive Metal” and “Heavy Metal”? Or do you just get bored halfway through and decide to label it “djent” because you like the sound of it? Bless your heart, at least you’re not listening to cover bands… yet. As for your top artists, I see you’ve really done your homework on the “imposing” factor of your music selection. Congratulations on being just one Slipknot song away from a personalized playlist that could double as a soundtrack for a horror film. The fact that you have "Half Moon Run" in there is like one single ray of sunshine peeking through a very aggressive thunderstorm—did you accidentally shuffle to a coffee shop playlist and hit 'Save'? And don’t even get me started on Mike Massé save for the fact that he’s probably the one providing the emotional contrast your playlist so desperately lacks. Well done, Morningstar, you’ve officially out-emo every goth kid we thought we’d left in high school. You know, I get the urge to scream into the void with music that resonates with your inner turmoil—it’s relatable, it’s cathartic! But at some point, you need to take a breather, buddy. One too many “I Am Hated” listens and you're mustering a one-way ticket to the therapy appointment you clearly need. You may think you’re a misunderstood poet revealing the depths of existence, but really, you just sound like a blender with metal blades stuck on “angry.” Just know that even Slipknot knows there’s more to life than just “The Devil in I.” If only they could take a listen to this playlist and scream, “Someone PLEASE get them a pop song!”

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