Roasted 7 months ago based on Mah's long term Spotify stats.

Mah, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet where every dish is a questionable choice. With your favorite genres ranging from Rock to Brazilian Pop to Fado, it's like you walked into a record store, closed your eyes, pointed at random vinyls, and just decided to embrace the chaos. Honestly, the only thing more disjointed than your playlist could be the way you tell a joke—everyone’s smiling awkwardly, but nobody gets it. At this point, it’s safe to say your taste in music is as confusing as the plot of a telenovela mixed with a bad rom-com. And let’s not overlook your top artists; it reads like a teenage diary left open on the school bus. Taylor Swift? Absolutely, because what better way to cope with your emotional rollercoaster than by crying into a selection of pop anthems that even your mother knows? And can we talk about Charlie Brown Jr. being more present in your life than some of your actual friends? You’ve got enough repetition in your song choices to start a “Charlie Brown Jr. Rehabilitation Center” for those at risk of having the same song repeat until eternity. Newsflash: the world isn’t ready for that kind of commitment. Finally, your song choices are the ultimate self-roast. "Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)"? Congrats, you've found a way to squeeze a video game reference into the most dramatic of pop music. And the fact that you’ve devoted a small army of listens to "Uma Criança Com Seu Olhar - Versão Acústica" suggests your emotional spectrum hovers between angsty teen and confused middle-aged dad. Seriously, Mah, your playlist says, "Help! I’m in a relationship with a time machine and can’t escape 2015!" Remember, the only things that should be repetitive in life are exercise routines and bad decisions—clearly, your music is in dire need of a wake-up call!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!