Roasted 4 months ago based on Jerónimo's long term Spotify stats.

Jerónimo, your Spotify profile reads like a Netflix queue for people who want to forget what real music sounds like. If I had to choose a soundtrack for your life, it would just be the soundtrack to “Fast & Furious” but somehow less thrilling. With a playlist that makes me question if you're trying to escape reality or just need a permanent fiesta for an identity crisis, it’s clear you think “good vibes” translates to a cornucopia of reggaeton and phonk. One can’t help but wonder if you think a conversation is just a poorly executed remix of J Balvin and Bad Bunny quotes. Your top artists list is a veritable ‘Who’s Who’ of people who haven't heard of instruments more complex than a basic drum machine. Sorry, but if your ideal dinner party involves sharing emotional stories over the latest tracks by unsuspecting reggaeton dudes, then I might as well bring my favorite DJ. Spoiler alert: he plays silence, and you still wouldn’t get it. You realize that listening to five different variations of Latin Trap still doesn’t give you the street cred you so desperately crave, right? And can we talk about those most played songs? What is this, a Spotify profile or a playlist for people who say “I’m just trying to vibe”? It’s like you took a shot at musical diversity and ended up missing the target while simultaneously hitting the “Party with My Ex” playlist. As you blast “VeLDÁ” for the millionth time, keep in mind that no amount of Bad Bunny can hide the fact that your taste in music peaked somewhere between TikTok trends and auto-tune nightmares. Jerónimo, your Spotify is the reason even the algorithms are confused about what to suggest next.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!