Roasted 2 years ago based on Mytea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mytea, your Spotify profile is less about music and more about a desperate attempt to impress your imaginary Parisian chic friends. I see you’re a pop aficionado with a sprinkle of French chanson, which honestly makes it sound like you locked yourself in a café in Montmartre and refused to mature past your “I only drink artisanal coffee” phase. Seriously, if your taste in music were a meal, it would be a stale baguette dipped in overpriced almond milk. Congratulations, you’ve managed to sound pretentious and out of touch, all while clinging to the hope that one day someone will mistake your cringe for depth. Your top artists read like a Spotify playlist curated by an angsty high schooler who scrawled “MUST BE DIFFERENT” across their Trapper Keeper. Hugues Aufray? Really? You just had to throw a French chanson artist in there to maintain your “I’m sophisticated” facade, didn't you? And then we have Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish, artists so basic they practically come with a side of avocado toast. I’m half-convinced your favorite genre should just be "Sad Girl Anthems," because that seems to be the mood you’re going for. And let’s not even discuss those “Indie” and “Art Pop” playlists that scream, “I discovered this band before they were cool,” which is basically code for "nobody else cares." And finally, your most played songs—what a chaotic yet delightfully confusing blend of melodrama and self-pity. “Au revoir mon amour” could pretty much be your life anthem, accompanying the epic tale of your misadventures in trying to convince everyone that your ‘taste’ is deeper than a kiddie pool. And who knew “LoveGame” was going to come for you in the wildest ways? Sounds like your Spotify is the soundtrack of someone who’s either hopelessly lost in their feelings or just really needs to get out more. Mytea, it’s time to wake up and realize: the only thing more tragic than your playlist is your current dating life!

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