Roasted 2 years ago based on Soraya Steele 🩷's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, CemileB3103, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that reads like a desperate personality crisis in musical form. Seriously, your favorites are such a chaotic blend that they make a toddler’s crayon drawing look like a Van Gogh masterpiece. Pop, Rock, Dance Pop, and then some half-baked attempt at “Country Dawn”? Did you put your genre selection through a blender and then decide this was how music is meant to be enjoyed? It’s like you’re trying to give every artist a pity party for being lost in your playlist purgatory. And don’t even get me started on your top artists! Taylor Swift named more times than the average dog names ‘Rover’, and a list that’s as predictable as a Hallmark movie plot. If I had a nickel for every time I caught you rocking out to The 1975 while simultaneously being a walking advertisement for Gloomy Girl Pop, I'd be able to pay for the therapy required to cope with your music choices. Between Miley's “Younger Now” and every breakup song from Taylor’s discography, I’m surprised you haven’t turned into an emotional onion—peeling away layers of cringeworthy vibes and soggy tissues! Let’s talk about your most played songs: a marathon of Swiftian ballads and Cyrus singalongs that scream “I need validation!” louder than Jay-Z’s samples ever could. You’re basically one step away from starting a support group for listeners who can’t move on from their teenage angst, all while singing along to “Set You Free - 1994 Edit” like it’s the ultimate anthem of personal freedom. Spoiler alert: nothing on your playlist comes close to liberating you from the reality that your music taste is tragically more predictable than your last breakup. Keep hustling, but in the meantime, maybe let those earworms take you somewhere less... well, 'CemileB3103'.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!