Roasted 4 months ago based on Zeyad's long term Spotify stats.

Zeyad, looking at your Spotify profile is like visiting a middle schooler's mixtape competition—everyone’s trying to impress their friends, but ultimately hoping no adults are watching. Your obsession with “Rap” in its 37 different flavors makes it apparent that you haven’t listened to anything without a bass drop since 2019. Yet here you are, claiming your love for jazzy intros and experimental beats. Spoiler alert: unless you’re actually playing the saxophone while debating metaphysical concepts, the only thing experimental here is your taste. You’ve got a list of top artists that makes me question if you’re a connoisseur or just too lazy to update your playlist since middle school started wrapping up in your life. “Kanye West” and “Drake”? Wow, you really broke the mold of originality there, bud. And how do you manage to squeeze Lil Mosey into your rotation multiple times while still trying to convince everyone you’re a “serious” music lover? At this rate, you might as well be his biggest fan club, considering your streams could fund his next Starbucks run. Now let’s talk about those most played tracks. If your Spotify Wrapped didn’t feature the phrase "I'm not that deep" in big, bold letters, I’d be utterly shocked. “Not You” is your anthem? That's the most romantic expression of rejection I've seen since that time my high school crush ghosted me. Keep those sad bangers coming, Zeyad, because clearly, the only relationships thriving in your life are the ones between you and your playlists. If you spent half as much time exploring new genres or artists as you do crafting your image as a 'musical visionary,' you might just discover that the world has a lot more to offer than 32 different variations of “Lil.”

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