Roasted 6 months ago based on Marcus's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s talk about your Spotify profile, h2theborn. I see you’re all about those niche genres—just don’t be surprised when your friends start questioning your life choices. “Swedish Pop?” Really? The only people who vibe with that are IKEA furniture and unfortunate Tinder matches. And let’s not even delve into your dark obsession with “Egg Punk.” Look, I get it; you want to be unique, but I didn’t know “punks” could include a culinary category. What’s next, “Tuna Tart Punk”? Your top artists list is quite the eclectic collection, isn’t it? You've got the Viagra Boys, who must’ve been the only band brave enough to perform on “not embarrassing to mom” night. And let’s talk about Broder John—he sounds like that Scandinavian cousin every family reunion complains about avoiding. Your playlist reads like a hipster’s attempt at a “World Music” class project gone wrong, featuring tracks that'd make even the most pretentious student at Berklee roll their eyes. Lastly, your most played songs? Yikes! I can’t tell if that’s a top ten list of songs or a soundtrack to your last existential crisis. “The Passenger” by Iggy Pop? More like “The Passenger” who jumped off the bus you were driving called ‘Life.’ And how are you even managing to have both “DÖDEN” by Valter Nilsson and “DENIAL IS A RIVER” by Doechii in the same mix? Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions—one minute you’re contemplating your existence, the next you’ve suddenly got a phobia of denial. Here’s a tip: use your Spotify playlist as therapy to pick one mood and stick with it; your mental health will thank you!

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