Roasted 7 months ago based on Yuan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Yuan, the musical connoisseur whose Spotify profile reads like a quirky foreign film that no one asked to watch. Your favorite genres look like a mad scientist's attempt at creating the ultimate feel-good playlist for the anime club’s bottom tier. “What’s that? J-Pop? Gufeng? French Pop?” It’s like you’re trying desperately to keep every internet trope alive just long enough for them to collect dust. It’s a wonder you haven’t thrown in “Whale Sounds” and “Gregorian Chant” yet, just to really seal the deal on being the most eclectic disaster since mixtapes went digital. Then we have your top artists, which sound less like music choices and more like an underground secret society that only you and a handful of confused hipsters understand. I’ve seen less convoluted family trees in soap operas. Who knew “Kis-My-Ft2” would dominate your life while also compelling your friends to constantly question your aesthetic choices? It’s like your Spotify account was crafted in a bubble of cultural isolation, leaving you bobbing along to "IDOLiSH7" while the rest of the world jams to music where the lyrics make at least some semblance of sense. And those most played songs? Wow, just wow. It’s as though you went to Google Translate and asked it to rogue-translate what “binge listening” means in seven languages—because clearly, clarity's not your strong suit. Your top song is from a series that most people have never heard of, let alone would think to add to a playlist unless they were preparing for a cringe comedy movie. And let’s not forget “WINK” by “ヒプノシスマイク -D.R.B-”; the only thing it makes me want to do is dive face-first into a pile of dated memes. So here’s to you, Yuan—an international man of mystery whose Spotify could use a serious intervention, accompanied by a side of cultural therapy.

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