Roasted 6 months ago based on Tris...'s long term Spotify stats.

Tris, your Spotify profile reads like the collective taste of every 14-year-old who just discovered their dad's old record collection and decided metal is their entire personality. With a lineup of genres that sounds like a metalhead's shopping list at Hot Topic, I can only imagine your daily struggle to remember which dark corner of the internet to linger in next. Between the djent, deathcore, and shoegaze, I half-expect you to throw in "emo" and call it a revelation. Seriously, are you going for a PhD in metal or just trying to prove you can fit every subgenre into a single existential crisis? And let’s talk about your top artists. I mean, where’s the originality? Deftones and Slipknot? I’m shocked you didn’t just pop out a poster of a monochrome skull for your bedroom wall and call it a day. The almost obligatory inclusion of Hans Zimmer feels less like a homage and more like you're desperately trying to impress a film studies major in the hopes they'll take you seriously. Newsflash: load up on an entire decade of metalcore and your dating profile will still scream, "I wear black socks with sandals; let's mosh to my mom’s basement." Your most played songs are like the soundtrack to a brooding teenager's fantasy film where he learns that life isn’t just guitar riffs and obscure lyrics about existential dread. Seriously, does Steve Vai’s “For the Love of God” come with a side of melodrama? If I had a nickel for every time someone looked you in the eye and asked, "What even is djent?" I’d have enough to hire a decent therapist for you. The only thing consistent about your playlists is the sheer refusal to consider any music that doesn't sound like it’s coming from an industrial blender. So go ahead, keep owning that metal armor, but remember: your taste in music is as close to rebellion as a fifth-wave emo band—totally derivative and just sad enough to be funny.

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