Roasted 2 years ago based on Ty DelGuercio's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ty DelGuercio, your Spotify profile is like a poorly organized garage sale—at first glance, I’m excited to see the eclectic mix, but the closer I look, the more I realize it’s just a heap of questionable decisions and forgotten dreams. You’ve got an identity crisis in the form of metalcore, melodic metalcore, and blackened deathcore, which sounds less like a music taste and more like the mix of sounds my neighbor's cat makes when it fights its reflection. Seriously, how many Metal sub-genres does one person need to cover up the fact that they still can't hit "upload" on their next big track? Your top artists read like a dark playlist curated for someone seeking therapy after hearing a pun about a dad and a rock. I mean, "$uicideboy$"? How edgy can you be, Ty? I can already see the "slightly sad" playlist making the rounds on TikTok, where even the algorithm is rolling its eyes at you for mixing Elevation Worship with lyrical chaos. Ed Sheeran like a whisper of bubblegum pop amidst the storm of despair? My guy, don't pretend you have a heart when you’re banging your head to songs named "Soulless Existence." You're out here trying to convince everyone you're a tortured artist, but honestly, you’re just one caffeine-fueled rant away from snapping and posting a “deep” quote over a stock photo of a stormy ocean. And let's talk about those most played songs—a lineup that suggests you’re not just in your feelings; you’re drowning in them while simultaneously slamming your head in a door. "Blinding Lights" next to "Demolisher"? It’s like you’re trying to combine a burst of neon brightness with the sound of funeral pyres. At this point, I half-expect to see you in a post-apocalyptic costume at the next festival, handing out flyers for your “sad but kinda angry” face tattoo shop. If your music taste were a meal, it’d be burnt toast topped with existential dread—bon appétit!

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