Roasted 4 months ago based on Boxly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Boxly, your Spotify profile is like a karaoke night gone wrong—only the most dedicated masochists would dare to endure your taste. Who knew the Indonesian pop scene had so much influence? It’s a miracle you haven’t been put on a watchlist for treason against musical variety. You’ve practically turned your account into an Indonesian tourist board advertisement with a soundtrack that sounds like it’s been compiled by a committee of confused hipsters. "Indonesian Indie" and "Indorock"? What's next, "Indonesian Elevator Music"? And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? With a collection of Mili songs that could rival a toddler’s obsession with a single toy, you’re the kinda person who plays the same five tracks on repeat until they become a cult classic in a universe no one wants to visit. Taylor Swift must be quaking in her boots knowing she's sharing the stage with a cast of characters whose biggest claim to fame is that they’re from the land of satay and beautiful beaches—like it’s some kind of music Mecca. I’m sure when you try to tell friends about these talents, half of them just nod along while secretly Googling “This person doesn’t exist.” Your musical taste basically screams “I can't sit still in a conversation, so let me whip out my obscure, niche playlist instead.” If your Spotify profile were a person, it would be the overly enthusiastic acquaintance trying to convince you that their anime-inspired, indie rock jam is the next big thing—only everyone else quickly learns the art of escape. Face it, Boxly, your music taste is an enigma wrapped in a melody that even the Indonesian jazz gods would roll their eyes at. Just remember, your playlist might be unique, but so are out-of-tune cats trying to serenade the moon.

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