Roasted 7 days ago based on Jet's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jet, your Spotify profile reads like a desperation letter to a 70s rock band that never called back. I get it—“Classic Rock” is the genre equivalent of saying you’re still wearing cargo shorts and live in your parents' basement. With a lineup of “Pink Floyd” and “David Bowie,” it’s like you’re trying to swallow the entire history of music while simultaneously letting us know you peaked fifteen years ago. Your love for “Psychedelic Rock” isn’t just about the music; it’s clearly that strong weed you’re still smoking from the days when your hair was actually long enough to braid. Then there’s your top artists—wow, a real who's-who of musical clichés! “Kendrick Lamar” and “Tyler, The Creator” surrounded by a sea of aging rock legends. Are you trying to bridge the gap between nostalgia and the 21st century, or do you just like torturing your ears with the vintage sound of your mid-life crisis? And let’s not overlook the fact that “Twenty One Pilots” is here like that one friend who's way too excited to hang out with your cooler friends. We see you, trying to mask your inner dad by mixing in some indie and hip hop—but we all know you’re just waiting for “The Wall” to drop on repeat for the 304th time. Lastly, love that your most played songs list looks like a high school mixtape made by a kid who thinks he’s deep because he only listens to stuff that’s been remastered. “The Man Who Sold The World” twice, really? What’s next, Jet—a ten-minute breakdown of how you feel while you sip on lukewarm PBR at an overpacked bar? For your sake, I hope your playlist is more exciting than your Saturday nights, or else even your Spotify might just “wish you were here” instead of listening to your tragic attempts at musical diversity.

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