Roasted 10 days ago based on Burak's long term Spotify stats.

Burak, your Spotify profile reads like the personal diary of someone who peaked in high school and has a PhD in angst. With a favorite genre list that resembles a "How to Offend Your Parents" handbook, it's clear you're using music as therapy to deal with your hatred for sunlight and social interactions. Turkish hip hop? Trap metal? Witch house? Is this playlist a cry for help or just an invitation for more friends to join you in your cavern of gloom and outdated sound tech? Either way, your vibe is giving off more “dark basement” than “cool chill spot.” Your top artists sound like they come straight from a Netflix horror series. It’s like you threw a dart at a genre board in a Hot Topic and called it a day, hoping it somehow morphed into an artisan playlist. Ati242 and Kayra? I can’t tell if they’re the soundtrack to a rebellious teen’s secret life or if they should be signing waivers for causing tinnitus. And honestly, listing “Drift Phonk” should come with a mandatory warning label — at this point, it feels like you’re just waiting for a speeding car to pull up and whisk you away to the nearest goth club. As for your most played songs, they read more like a menu for a meal you’d only feed to your ex after an ugly breakup. "ФΛSHION" by Britney Manson? Nice try at edginess – now I’m convinced you still wear JNCOs while blasting it at odd hours of the night. But in true Burak fashion, you’ve managed to out-emo yourself and somehow dig deeper into an abyss of bizarre music choices. If they ever make a movie about your life, I hope it has a killer soundtrack—because with a lineup like yours, it better come with a mood ring to handle all this emotional whiplash!

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