Roasted 1 year ago based on ty's long term Spotify stats.

Ty, I see your taste in music is as varied as your inability to make decisions. EDM to country? That’s like ordering a bacon cheeseburger and a salad, only to drown them both in ranch dressing, just in case. Throwing in reggae on top of it all? Congrats, you're basically the buffet of auditory confusion. I'm honestly waiting for your Spotify to start recommending elevator music because even that would make more sense than this chaotic mix of party anthems and "I wish I lived in a cabin by a lake" vibes. Let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift and Kaskade are a solid two-for-one deal: a heartache and a rave. But, come on, between Lane 8 and Khruangbin, it's clear you’re trying to project a well-rounded hipster life while you’re sipping on overpriced lattes at the local coffee shop. You’re playing “Sundress” while simultaneously jamming to “Deep Phase Noise 1”? Good luck explaining that to the therapist who has to unravel your complex emotional state. “So, Ty, how does ‘weight of sound’ relate to your mother issues?” And I love how your most played songs are a mixtape of mood swings. From “everytime” by Ariana Grande to the intensity of “Falling Away” by Seven Lions, it’s like you’re a walking Spotify algorithm gone wrong. Seriously, it sounds like your playlists are curated by a blender on shuffle. Maybe it’s time to reevaluate: Are you looking for deep connections, or just trying to drown your existential dread with random beats and bass drops? Spoiler alert—neither will work, but keep jamming, I guess!

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