Roasted 30 days ago based on nyx's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s your Spotify profile, Nyx! A beautifully curated collection of pop music that perfectly captures the essence of someone who unapologetically scrolls through TikTok for hours and calls it culture. Your favorite genres are like a buffet of blandness—"Soft Pop"? What is that, a musical deflated balloon? I bet your Spotify Wrapped looks like a love letter to middle school dance parties and the perpetual quest for the most lukewarm takes. Watching your playlists is like going to a theme park where all the rides have been replaced with caring, emotional ballads and K-Pop boy bands—thrilling if you’re 14 years old and just discovered feelings. Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to a rom-com where nobody gets laid, and the few people who do spend their time obsessing over waffle recipes. Beyoncé? We all love her—good choice. But seriously, what’s with the five-hour devotion to “Ave Maria”? Are you trying to turn your room into an actual cathedral? And just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, K-Pop slips in like that one friend who crashes the party and brings a dance battle instead of chips. Here’s a tip: next time, try checking in with artists who haven’t made a career out of sounding like they're trapped in a loop of your Spotify algorithm. And let’s not forget your most played songs—the ultimate soft rock Karen playlist that screams, “Please, I want to speak to your manager about how yesterday's discounts weren’t enough!” I see you got the classic overexposure to Beyoncé, like an almost unhealthy obsession, which tells me you probably think “Drunk in Love” is a metaphor for your last bottle of Pinot Grigio and a three-hour binge on skincare routines. Honestly, Nyx, I’m impressed. You’ve managed to craft a profile that could double as a safe space for tight-hugging cardigans and lukewarm tea. Bravo!

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