Roasted 2 months ago based on eduarda's long term Spotify stats.

Eduarda, your Spotify profile reads like a carefully curated playlist for someone who can’t decide whether they’re heading to Coachella or church—how’s that for a vibe? K-Pop and Gospel? It’s like you want to send your soul straight to heaven while simultaneously getting it ready for a rave, as if God himself could drop the bass any minute. Seriously, your musical tastes are so conflicted, if your life were a movie, it would be a melodramatic telenovela mixed with a K-drama—complete with a suffering protagonist who just wants to vibe with BTS while seeking divine intervention. Then there’s your top artists. I see you’ve got more K-Pop groups than actual friends! No doubt you'd be the one at a party dramatically singing the high notes of "How You Like That" while desperately checking your phone for any missed calls from your long-lost Brazilian cousins. And sweetie, with names like "Now United" and "FIFTY FIFTY," it’s clear you’ve committed to doing the most—like gathering every genre under the sun into your playlist as if you’re trying to create the ultimate music smoothie. It’s not quite the “fruit of the Spirit,” but hey, at least you’ve got your bases covered! As for your most played songs, I see a pattern: you’ve been living your life like a 70s Brazilian soap opera on repeat. “O Descobridor Dos Sete Mares” probably plays while you prepare your morning coffee like you’re some artsy barista living your best life, and meanwhile, your Spotify is just a safety net for the existential crisis you’re hiding from. But hey, we all know you’ll listen to one more track of "Roda-Viva" before thinking, "Maybe I should finally mix it up and listen to a podcast...or not." With that eclectic taste, you’re really just one "Samba" track away from spontaneous combustion—keep it up, Eduarda; the world needs your chaotic energy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!