Roasted 1 year ago based on Lau's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lau, your Spotify profile reads like a pretentious Wikipedia page for a music appreciation class nobody asked to teach. Seriously, “Jazz Fusion” and “Psychedelic Rock” in the same breath? It’s like you took a hipster blender and hit "purée" until your tastebuds were completely confused. Are you trying to become a savant or just showcasing your talent for making music sound like an esoteric mathematics problem? I half expect your playlists to come with a footnote or an abstract. Your top artists list looks like a lineup for the snootiest music festival ever; do they even let normal folks in? You’ve got legends like Pink Floyd hanging out with a goblin named “mouse on the keys” and Taylor Swift, who is practically screaming to distance herself from this eclectic circus. If I were Bad Bunny, I’d be worried about the fact I’m sharing digital space with your love for “Art Rock.” It’s like the Spotify algorithm is sending you therapy bills for the identity crisis your music taste implies. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Todo Estaba Bien”? Sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself it’s true while drowning in a pool of self-indulgent tunes. I can picture you with a vinyl collection that screams, “I’m sophisticated” while your Spotify stats whisper, “please sir, don't make me listen to this again!” You’re basically a sonic enigma wrapped in existential dread and a floral shirt. So here’s to you, Lau — music connoisseur, or just a misunderstood wizard of pretension in a world that clearly doesn’t get your magical vibe.

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