Roasted 9 days ago based on .Xiu,paoo.'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the cultural equivalent of a half-eaten cupcake. Your taste in music is a glorious mess of teenage angst and Broadway dreams – it’s like you walked into Hot Topic and the local theater department had a dumpster fire and decided to throw a musical. Who knew one profile could scream “I cry ironically while choreographing my own musical numbers in the shower”? Seriously, you should give a TED Talk on how to be a walking emotional hangover. And let’s talk about that lineup of top artists: a mix of emo legends and Broadway stars that could only be crafted in a lab of overdramatic high school students. Your Spotify could double as the soundtrack to a melodramatic coming-of-age film where the main character never quite figures out how to stop wearing black nail polish. You’ve got Paramore and the Hamilton cast on the same list as if they’d be best friends at some existential crisis-themed dinner party. Let’s be real; I half-expect a live performance of "The Schuyler Sisters" at your next emo picnic. Your most played songs look like the last-minute decisions of someone desperately trying to piece together their identity from a clearance bin at the mall. I’m not saying you’re emotionally unstable, but if I hear “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” one more time, I might send you a therapy voucher. You’ve created a playlist that practically drips with angst like you forgot to lock your diary away during high school. Keep it up, and you’ll soon get an honorary degree in relatable cringe!

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