Roasted 11 months ago based on Angel's long term Spotify stats.

Angel, your Spotify profile is like a musical dumpster fire; I can’t tell if I should grab the marshmallows or call for a recovery team. You’ve got enough sub-genres to make even a hipster's head spin, and I’m half-convinced you put "Nu Metal" down as a joke. I mean, does your playlist come with a complimentary pair of cargo shorts and an endless supply of monster energy drinks? You must really be living in 2003 if you think “Groove Metal” is going to make a comeback anytime soon. Your top artists list is a rollercoaster, and I'm just worried it’s going to derail. Imagine Dragons? Really? I guess you needed something to balance out the headbanging to Slipknot and System of a Down—like a palate cleanser between bites of angst. I get it, you're trying to showcase the vast range of human emotion from “I will destroy you” to “I can totally go down to the coffee shop now and cry about it.” But come on, it feels like you picked those artists based on which of their names you could fit onto your notebook cover. And what’s up with your most played songs? You’ve got “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” and then follow it up with tunes that sound like they were made for a 90s anime opening? I'm not sure if your music taste is genius or a cry for help, but I do know that I wouldn't trust your recommendations to save my soul. At this point, your playlist is a psychological experiment we didn’t sign up for—what are you trying to solve, exactly? Spoiler alert: it’s not going to be fixed by another round of Daft Punk and the same Linkin Park tracks you’ve been playing on repeat since high school.

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