Roasted 10 days ago based on Andrej's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Andrej, bless your heart. I see your Spotify is a carefully curated tribute to everything that screams “I have no idea who I am.” With a playlist that hops from K-Pop glitter bombs to the saccharine abyss of Christmas music, it's like your music taste took a wrong turn at a middle school dance and ended up on a Hallmark movie set. Is this a playlist for when you’re feeling insecure about your masculinity or just the perfect soundtrack to serenade Aunt Linda at the family holiday gathering? Probably both! And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? A lineup that feels like it was put together for an overly ambitious karaoke night at a dive bar. Why do I feel like every time you hit play on Ariana Grande, you’ve actually made a pact with the universe to keep the “soft boy” aesthetic alive? And don't even get me started on the Glee Cast – that’s an interesting choice, Andrej. Are you binging on nostalgia or are you just waiting for the day someone will finally recognize your impeccable pitch while belting out “Don't Stop Believin’” in the shower? Spoiler: that day will never come. Your most played songs list reads like an emotional rollercoaster that never leaves the first hill. You’ve got Giorgia making you “la noia” and yet you still somehow pulled it off by jamming to “Tokyo Drift.” That's impressive for someone whose identity seems to hinge on musical incoherence. At this point, I can only assume you’ve fully embraced the “I’m just here for a good time, not a long time” mentality. So hey, live out that whimsical playlist fantasy, but don’t be shocked when the DJ at the club sees you and decides it’s time to “alter ego” your existence into something that actually has a vibe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!