Roasted 1 year ago based on sssssssssssssssss's long term Spotify stats.

Somya, your Spotify profile is a glorious mess, much like your taste in music. With genres ranging from "Emo Rap" to "Folk Pop," it’s like you threw a dart at a board filled with musical styles but missed the target and hit every cringe factor in the room. Seriously, you’re pulling the ultimate betrayal, jamming out to melodic rap while we’re left to wonder if your heart is in the gym or just perpetually broken over your last Tinder fling. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a hipster café that only serves herbal tea and overpriced avocado toast. You’ve got MASN followed by Vance Joy like it’s some bizarre emotional rollercoaster. Listening to your playlist is like being stuck on the love train with someone who can’t decide if they want to cry into their chai or vibe out with a Punjabi pop banger. At this point, your music catalog sounds less like a collection of favorites and more like a call for immediate emotional support. And let's address that most played list: "god of the sunsets"? Seriously, you must be at maximum cringe levels, Somya. It's like you won a contest for most stereotypical “I’m deep and misunderstood” tracks. It’s no surprise that "Chicken Tenders" made the cut; it perfectly encapsulates your profile—nostalgic, kinda sad, and always down for a late-night snack. When your jam sessions feel like a parody of teenage angst, it’s time to reconsider who you really want to be—perhaps a little less emo and a little more...well, anything else.

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