Roasted 10 months ago based on alvaro's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the world of Alvaro, where musical taste is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of M&Ms. With genres ranging from Latin Rock to Chicago Drill, it's like you threw a Spotify algorithm in a blender and this was the mess that came out. Looking at your favorite genres feels like peeking into a dumpster fire—flames of ska, murga, and hip-hop all combining to create a bouquet of bad decisions that could only belong to someone who mispronounces “Bach” as “bake.” You call this variety, but it looks more like musical “What Not to Listen To 101.” Your top artists read like a cautionary tale from a music teacher trying to warn students about the dangers of poor life choices. From Rio Da Yung Og to the Gipsy Kings, it’s as if you just slid a mixtape of "greatest hits of my questionable personality" onto the table for all to see. Kanye West in the same breath as Johnny Cash? That's a hard left turn into the “lost and confused” lane, buddy. You can’t be flipping from “Gold Digger” to “Folsom Prison Blues” without at least giving everyone a heads up about the existential crisis you’re clearly having. And those most played songs? Wow! Congrats on exposing us to the deep cuts of the “broken Spotify recommendations” playlist. It’s like you thought, “Hey, let's curate a collection that sounds like I’m auditioning to be the soundtrack of a straight-to-VOD crime drama.” “Stick Talk” and “Everybody Shooters Too”? Talk about giving off a vibe that you might be the least safe person at a family barbecue. Trust me, Alvaro, even the judges on “The Voice” would wonder how you made it this far with a tracklist that sounds like a warning label about bad taste. You keep that playlist up, and it might just need its own disclaimer.

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