Roasted 2 years ago based on zzeongin's long term Spotify stats.

Hey zzeongin, your Spotify profile reads like a self-help book for anyone suffering from excessive FOMO and indecisiveness. With favorite genres that look like a hipster's grocery list, who needs a personality when you can drown in a sea of "Chill R&B" and "Indietronica"? It’s like you threw all the trendy music into a blender and hoped for a smoothie of relevance. I mean, "Hopebeat"? Did you think that was going to be the next “pump-up anthem” or are you just too hopeful for a comeback that won't ever happen? And let's talk about your top artists. LANY, The 1975, and a whole bunch of people no one’s ever heard of—what is this, the lineup for an emotional support concert at the end of a disastrous breakup? Is “Silica Gel” your favorite because that's what you need to stop your favorite songs from going stale? Honestly, half those artists sound like bedroom producers who haven't come out of quarantine yet. If being sad was a sport, you'd be the world champion by now with that playlist! Then there’s your most played songs which consist almost entirely of Silica Gel—how many times must we applaud your obsessive tendencies? It’s not just a favorite song; it's a straight-up dedication. How does it feel to have enough affection for one artist to single-handedly keep them from going out of business? I hope you've got a good therapist because after this public display of wholesome mediocrity, you’re gonna need all the help you can get to cleanse your musical palate. Cheers to a profile that screams, “I’m just trying to vibe, but please help me find my identity!”

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