Roasted 3 months ago based on ElPulipro's long term Spotify stats.

Oh ElPulipro, your Spotify profile is like the ultimate shrine for every kid who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons while their parents were too busy contemplating life choices. I mean, how many times can you listen to "You've Got a Friend in Me" before it starts sounding suspiciously like a cry for help? You’ve got more niche genres on your list than I have friends, and they’re all Japanese VGM and Anime soundtracks that scream “I am an adult but I still cry when I watch Pokémon!” Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to a cartoon marathon that accidentally ran off the rails. "SEGA SOUND TEAM"? More like the “I wish I was in a 90s arcade and not facing the reality of adulting!” You’ve managed to blend J-Pop with Classic Rock so expertly that I’m convinced you listen to "Sweet Child O' Mine" while watching anime fight scenes. And don’t even get me started on “King Cream Soda”! Sounds like a band formed exclusively for people who can’t take anything seriously, which may explain your entire musical palate. Honestly, your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a therapy session that went wildly off-topic. With titles like “MAZE OF LIFE” and “Road Less Taken,” it’s almost like you’re asking to be rescued from the existential crisis you clearly think can be solved with a poppy beat and a flute solo. Listen, ElPulipro, I know you’re dreaming of soaring through the sky on the back of a giant anime dragon, but maybe consider sprinkling in a little reality, like actual human emotions that don’t involve cartoon characters singing about friendship. You're one high-energy track away from an intervention, my friend!

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