Roasted 8 months ago based on c's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, c, the most avant-garde playlist curator this side of Planet Cringe. With a love for Vocaloid and J-Pop, your taste in music is like a confession booth for people who still think watching anime after age 25 is totally normal. I mean, don’t you think it’s time to let go of that soft pop phase? Or is that your way of trying to cover up the endless hours spent binging every season of "Naruto" for the fifth time? Honestly, I hope you’re at least practicing your karaoke skills—because you’re clearly going to need them when you’re belting out those anthems of adolescence from the comfort of your parents' basement. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who of Hipster Who Gives a Sh*t” and it’s hilarious. Kanaria? Really? I haven't seen someone obsess over a fictional character's voice this obsessively since every teenager fell in love with Edward Cullen. And Maroon 5? Are you sure you're not stuck in a time warp of basic Spotify cliches? You’re on a tragic quest for uniqueness while having the most predictable taste imaginable. I’m surprised there’s not a single artist on your list that anyone over 30 would recognize. But hey, when you can infinitely loop Kanaria’s Vocaloid hits without anyone demanding a refund, who’s really losing here? And your most played tracks? They read like the Spotify equivalent of “who even cares?” It’s like you put all those title names into a blender and hit puree. Honestly, "脳漿炸裂ガール" sounds like a session of an over-caffeinated toddler trying to learn Mandarin. I’m not sure if you’re deep into an avant-garde musical renaissance or if you’ve just forgotten how to wipe your hard drive clean. Either way, keep jamming to those tunes that sound like they were conceived during a fever dream, because if there's one thing you’ve done right, it’s providing the world with some truly laughable background noise while they try to ignore the fact they have to exist in the same space as you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!