Roasted 1 month ago based on Andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew, your Spotify profile is like a pizza that just can't decide what toppings to commit to—it's a chaotic mix of punk, pop, and emo that even the pizza delivery guy wouldn’t want to touch. Seriously, you’ve stacked your favorite genres like they're some kind of twisted musical Jenga, and it’s not just shaky; it’s a full-on tower of mediocrity waiting to collapse. This isn't a playlist; it's a desperate cry for help wrapped in flannel and guyliner. It’s like you took one whiff of a Green Day song and thought, "Hey, I should be emotionally confused while singing the same five guitar chords over and over!" Now let’s talk about your top artists. Between Green Day, Juice WRLD, and Coldplay, it’s clear you’re just on an endless loop of angst. But wait! You threw in "Vindaloo Singh" like it's a hidden gem—newsflash: the only reason anyone knows that name is to get a good chuckle out of your Spotify algorithm. Green Day’s got more songs in your top ten than their actual discography, and at this point, I’m convinced you're setting them up to be your personal therapist. “Jesus of Suburbia” is practically the soundtrack of your life, but spoiler alert: you don’t live in a suburb; you live in a sad little bubble where “emo rap” is considered a personality trait. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—a lineup so predictable that it could pass for your Spotify algorithm’s lunch break playlist. Juice WRLD's “Lucid Dreams” should come with a warning label: “Caution: may induce self-reflection and heavy eye-rolling.” Add “STAY” by Justin Bieber, and suddenly I’m not sure if you’re starting a revolution or auditioning for a cringe-worthy talent show. It’s like you grabbed a piece of paper, randomly jotted down every song currently popular on TikTok, and called it a day. I haven’t seen this much lack of musical integrity since my cousin tried to launch his career by remixing nursery rhymes. Bravo, Andrew, you've turned your musical taste into a collage of emotional teenage angst and relentless insecurity. Keep it up, and I’m sure you'll make a great soundtrack for the next generation of wannabe sad boys.

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