Roasted 2 years ago based on mar's long term Spotify stats.

Mariliza, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate cry for help from someone who can’t decide whether to rap about their seventh breakup or the existential dread looming over them. You’ve got more genres on your list than a toddler has crayons, which only proves that you have commitment issues in both your love life and your music taste. "Greek Trap" and "Canadian Pop"? Congrats on earning the title of the world's most confused party guest—your playlists could lead even the most seasoned DJs into an existential crisis. Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got The Weeknd and Travis Scott mixing it up with a dash of $uicideboy$, making you the human embodiment of “I can’t tell if I’m vibing or crying.” Your taste in music is so diverse, it makes a buffet look like a one-dish meal! With the blend of rap legends and the occasional cry-for-help banger like "$uicideboy$," your profile is practically a musical representation of a midlife crisis—classic and confusing all at once. Oh, and let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Polynomial-C"? Really? That’s the kind of choice that makes you sound like the inside of a college dropout’s brain. You’ve given us the heart-wrenching "The Color Violet" right before warming us up with the melodious chaos of "Angry People." It’s like you’re trying to curate a mood that screams “I promise I’m fun!” while hiding in your room contemplating the universe. So here’s to you, Mariliza, a true connoisseur of chaos—may your playlists be as unpredictable as your dating life!

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