Roasted 11 months ago based on Ayomikun's long term Spotify stats.

Ayomikun, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis for a teenager trapped in a TikTok time warp. I mean, come on! Nine out of your ten favorite genres consist of variations of the same thing—are you curating a playlist or just trying to avoid commitment? You’ve got so many “drills” in your listening habits I half expect to see you leading a construction crew instead of vibing to beats. And let's not even start on Afroswing; that sounds less like a genre and more like a decision made after one too many cocktails at brunch. Your top artists read like a who’s who of questionable life choices. Chris Brown? Really? Is this a talent pool or a “Worst Decisions of the Decade” playlist? Drake’s done more to ruin relationships than Tinder, and you’re letting him guide your heart like a personal life coach. And Stormzy? Nothing says cozy like a bit of lyrical violence. It’s like you’re curating the soundtrack to a soap opera where everyone gets mad pizza delivered by the ex who’s still living in your head rent-free. And can we talk about your most-played songs? "Angel Numbers / Ten Toes" by Chris Brown? I’m not sure if you’re seeking divine intervention or just in need of a life coach. “Snooze” by SZA is ironic when you sleep through social interaction like a vampire avoiding the daylight. The only thing more confusing than your taste is how you find time to listen to all this while trying to figure out if you're an Afrobeats aficionado or just mixing genres with reckless abandon. Your Spotify is a graveyard of musical indecisions crying out for a makeover!

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