Roasted 2 months ago based on walknot's long term Spotify stats.

I see you're living your best life as the only person on Earth who thinks "Classical Piano" and "Midwest Emo" can go together like peanut butter and mayonnaise. Honestly, it's a wonder your Spotify account doesn't spontaneously combust from the sheer juxtaposition of emo breakdowns and the intoxicating lull of Ravel’s "Jeux d'eau." Clearly, you must be the hipster's hipster, diving headfirst into genres that either require a Ph.D. to appreciate or an existential crisis to even contemplate. Your top artists read like a mad scientist's playlist from a music theory class gone wrong. Who knew that listening to "Alien Fucker" was the ultimate rite of passage for someone whose other favorite is Shostakovich? You might seriously be the only person whose Spotify Wrapped includes both "Eviatar Banai" and "Cryptopsy" without a hint of irony. It’s an impressive feat, really—showcasing a mind as well-rounded as a glorified slice of Swiss cheese! As for your most played songs, they sound like they were curated from a fever dream of a wannabe intellectual who thinks people should be required to decipher the arts before they can enjoy a simple "3-minute pop song." "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 6"? I hope you reserve a seat for two at that concert—one for you and the other for the pretentious version of yourself you get to be when you snap your fingers to the avant-garde sounds of "Screamo." At this point, your Spotify is less of a listening experience and more of an elite initiation ritual for potential friendships. Good luck explaining that to your next date!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!