Roasted 2 years ago based on simona.basek's long term Spotify stats.

Simona.basek, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a crooked Balkan wedding where the bride isn’t even real. Turbo Folk and Balkan Trap? Wow, it’s like you’re trying to pick a musical identity crisis from a gas station clearance rack. And let’s be real, your taste in music has me questioning whether you have any real-life friends or if you just hang out alone in your basement, reminiscing about the glory days of Yugoslav Rock while wearing matching tracksuits with your cats. Your top artists look like they were scraped off the bottom of the barrel of the Eastern European music scene. "High 5"? More like "Low 2"—the only thing they ever contributed to music is giving us all a migraine. And don’t even get me started on "Dubioza kolektiv." I mean, the only collective they should be leading is a support group for musical rehabilitation. If I wanted to hear sounds that confused me more than reading the fine print on a loan agreement, I’d just listen to my microwave beep. As for your most played songs, it’s clear your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like an application for a therapy dog, because hell, you're gonna need one. "Izvan Grada" should come with a warning label: “Listening to this may lead to regrettable life choices and questionable dance moves.” But the real kicker? "Bella Hadid" by Voyage—it sounds like the kind of song that would play while someone awkwardly tries to flirt with a mannequin. Next time you scroll through your library, just remember that there's a whole world of actual music out there—somewhere that isn’t stuck in the 90s and trying very hard not to let go.

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