Roasted 10 months ago based on Jasonb127's long term Spotify stats.

Jason, your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of auditory confusion. Rage rap? Melodic rap? Cloud rap? It’s like you’ve taken a musical buffet and decided to blend all the worst items into one questionable smoothie. I half expect your playlists to come with a disclaimer warning listeners about potential identity crises. Guy, when it comes to underground hip hop, the only thing buried deeper than your taste is your fear of letting others hear these tracks out of embarrassment. Let’s take a moment to credit your top artists; it reads like a who’s who of "I’m still figuring things out" in the music world. Yeat and Ken Carson? Really? At this point, the underground is probably considering putting up 'No Jason Allowed' signs. And shockingly, you didn’t even throw in any classic rock to give your profile a hint of credibility. I can only assume you left that out because it would have added too much maturity to your listening palette. If your music taste was a meme, it’d be the one where the guy is standing in front of a burning house, saying, “This is fine." But hey, let’s not ignore the songs you keep on repeat. You’ve managed to turn what should be a curated list of hits into a collage of contradictions. “GONE 4 A MIN” sounds about right because that’s how long I can listen before my ears start bleeding and my brain questions all of my life choices. If I had a dollar for every time your Spotify suggested something worse than the last, I’d have enough to pay a therapist after listening to your concoction of chaos. Best of luck to you, Jason—may you find some redeeming tracks before it’s too late.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists